Harry: Lou, can I give you a blowjob?
Louis: I’d love for you to, just wait.
notice how when the interviewer brings up liam and louis’ relationships and mentions them being faithful, liam jumps right in and replies “yup!” with no second thought whatsoever. but louis actually sits there — SITS THERE — and ponders it for a bit. why on earth would you have to think about whether or not you’re faithful to your ~significant other~ god please tell me why would you have to think about this. then he goes “yeah” as if the conversation barely interests him and then looks down as if trying to hide something. you would think that someone in a happy relationship (like liam for example) would be excited to defend their relationship, but no, not louis.
and THEN to make matters worse for my heart, after he mumbles the “yeah,” he slyly steals a glance at harry. and all the while HARRY IS JUST SITTING THERE SMILING AS WIDE AS THE OCEAN TIDES JFC COULD THIS INTERVIEW BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS LIKE DO I REALLY HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU THEY ARE A THING AND HARRY CAN’T WIPE THAT SILLY ASS SMIRK OFF HIS FACE BECAUSE HE KNOWS LOUIS ISN’T FAITHFUL BECAUSE THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN THEM THAT’S WAY MORE SPECIAL THAN ANY RELATIONSHIP EITHER OF THEM HAS EVER BEEN IN AND I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE JUST LOOK AT THEM BEING GAY AND THINKING THEY’RE BEING SLICK AND STEALTHY BUT ALSO NOT CARING — WE KNOW THE TRUTH LORD HELP US ALL
[link] so you can witness for yourself
I was smiling like an idiot while reading this ^ .. its all true.. and my heart sdjklrejylert .. what are they doing to me .. why they are so perfect and their love.. God help me ..
(Source: zoophile, via tomsnharry)